Office of the Patch presents
The nightgrows —the pumpkinsawaken
ten thousand seeds. nobody watered them. the night did.

Chapter I
01
the patch remembers
On the night of the green moon, ten thousand seeds were buried in unmarked rows. No caretaker was assigned. No water was requisitioned.
First came the glow. Then the grin. Then a documented hunger for gas fees so low they felt like candy. Witnesses describe the specimens as hooded, luminous, and slightly unhinged.
The Hoods do not sleep. As of this filing they are waiting for wallets brave enough to knock. Applications are processed at the Office of the Patch, Form 31-B.
Survivors: unknown. Mint: TBD. Recommendation: follow the account before it follows you.
— hover the black bars to de-classify —

exhibit B — "he lit himself"
Chapter II — evidence
Specimen wall
Chapter III — obligations
Rites of the Hood
a Pumkinhood is not a picture. it is a pact. six rites bind every holder.
all six included with every Hood · no substitutions
Souls in the patch
0
no more will ever be planted.
Haunting ground — fast blocks, fees like pocket lint
Price of admission
TBD
The patch names its price when the moon is right
Chapter IV
04
The carving bench
every visitor leaves with a mark.
01 — Eyes
02 — Mouth
03 — Glow
Chapter V — inquiries
Complaints dept.
A collection of 10,000 hooded pumpkin spirits growing on Robinhood Chain. Hand-drawn, glow-in-the-dark, and slightly unhinged.